Monday, January 23, 2017

Eyebrow-less People Unite!

When movie makers want villains to look even more villainous, what do they do? I'll tell you. They shave off the actors eyebrows! Let's take a look--

Jared Leto as the Joker in Suicide Squad

Peter Stormare as Satan in Constantine

Brad Dourif as Wormtongue in Lord of the Rings

Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa in Power Rangers

And, there's tons more! Hollywood continues to perpetuate this stereo type. I myself am eyebrow-challenged. Even if you photograph me with a baby, I still look villainous--


Eyebrow-less people unite! What are we teaching our children? Should I be forced to paint on eyebrows to be accepted by society? It's time to make our barren-forehead voices heard!

Together we can work towards the utopian future that Star Trek valiantly showed us. Where the eyebrow-less is not only accepted, but dare I say-- celebrated!

Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan

René Auberjonois as Odo

Peace!

3 comments:

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There's also Guile from Street Fighter, a true American Hero.

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Stuart Pinel said...

The good people in Star Trek - is Odo really a good example considering the rest of his eyebrow lacking race? And when you consider the only other member of Guinan's race ended up killing Kirk...